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The ultimate debate!
Started by jv2k, Dec 15 2005 07:39 PM
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#1
Posted 15 December 2005 - 07:39 PM
Well you know the old saying "its like comparing apples to oranges" well I was drinking apple cyder the other day and was thinking why can't we compare the two, I mean they are both fruit, both can be made into juice both grow on trees, and red apples are red and oranges are orange which is made from red.
So which do you think is better? I say apples because they are easier to eat.
So which do you think is better? I say apples because they are easier to eat.

#3
Posted 16 December 2005 - 04:28 AM
I'm going with apples. They're full of zest, they're moist on the inside, but not wet, and they have that satisfying crunch. Of course, they have to be cut up, because just eating an apple is boring, but poping little pieces of apple... that's like your own little riot. Each bite as sensual as the last. The smooth curves, the hard skin and chewy innards, all laid out for you gloriously in six to eight delicious parts.
They have the wonderous property of curing desease. An apple a day keeps the doctors at bay! Flu? Forget OJ, eat an apple! Sore tooth? An apple will take the pain-and the tooth-right out. Cancer? Unlock the mysterious powers of the apple, and see if a cure lies inside.
Oranges on the other hand are... lack luster at best. They're round, but not smooth... The rine (Note: It's a rine, not a skin) is terrible. You can eat it, but it doesn't taste good. The insides are... Well, they're nice and fleshy, I'll give them that. And the do have a nice little bite to them thanks to that citric acid. Loads of vitamin C. THat's good for you, or so the stories go. But really, come on, apples, dude. Apples!
They have the wonderous property of curing desease. An apple a day keeps the doctors at bay! Flu? Forget OJ, eat an apple! Sore tooth? An apple will take the pain-and the tooth-right out. Cancer? Unlock the mysterious powers of the apple, and see if a cure lies inside.
Oranges on the other hand are... lack luster at best. They're round, but not smooth... The rine (Note: It's a rine, not a skin) is terrible. You can eat it, but it doesn't taste good. The insides are... Well, they're nice and fleshy, I'll give them that. And the do have a nice little bite to them thanks to that citric acid. Loads of vitamin C. THat's good for you, or so the stories go. But really, come on, apples, dude. Apples!

#8
Posted 16 December 2005 - 03:14 PM
okay between me sitting here eating both an apple and orange and laz's little speech. and the fact that apples take glory for everything! curing sickness even Apple Jacks they dont taste like appels but you know what THERE APPLE JACKS!
so apples. you need a poll jv.
so apples. you need a poll jv.
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#20
Posted 17 December 2005 - 09:11 PM
Abolish fruit! Replace with scissors! </randomspaz>
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