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[thehitman1901]

Yet another tale of my asshole'ishness.

So, maybe I've told you guys I'm back to my college course.? Someday I will graduate, even if it is when I'm in my sixties.

Well, I have a Sociology class in the mornings. Mostly boring, just over half hour long. There is a good ten minutes between the students all arriving and the teacher. So people just sit and wait and whatnot.

Well the row directly above me has two very obnoxious, very overweight women who like to sit and talk. A lot.
And when I say overweight I mean fully loaded, packed down and tucked under overweight. I'm sure they have some reason medical or otherwise for weighing 300+ pounds. I do not blame the Cheetos or whatever.
As I said they talk a lot, about everything, and I've yet to hear something kind come out of their mouths.

Well, way up in the front row sits this guy. I'm not friends with him, yet I have talked with him and know him pretty well since we've had alot of the same classes. Well this guy has a really bad stutter. He's not mentally challenged, he just has a problem talking in front of people. One on one conversation he's pretty okay with, but talking in front of people just puts him through moves or something. It must work in his favor because the guy has like a 3.9 GPA.

Well sitting in class the other day, waiting on the teacher, these bitches kept going on and on about how ugly some people were, how "retarded" that guy was and how stupid out teacher seemed.
Well. Around that time my phone buzzed. I answered, and when my friend asked me what I was doing I replied, with my outside voice that is.

"Just sitting in class listening to two fatasses above me bitch."

My friend was kinda confused, he let me go because of class.

Anyway, they suddenly begin to murmur about my comment. It was hard to hear them after that but they did speak loud enough when they were bitching about how they would "slap me" if I said some "shit like dat again."

[Apirka]

I do stuff like this. It feels good.

My boyfriend is convinced I'm going to get the shit beat out of me one day while doing it thought.

[NARU.EXE]

Heh,
Nice.
Here's where it
usually turns violent
for Naru.

There was this one time
Naru shot his mouth off
like you did at college and the girl
called her boyfriend at work to
come and fight Naru.
Good times.

You still have to
work on escalating things
to a fever pitch.
Only then Hitman,
can you truly claim
the title of Asshole.

[thehitman1901]

Well, I don't usually run my mouth. Because like you know, it usually doesn't go well.
But I hate when people are rude like that.

I really only tend to be offensive like that when someone is rude to say a friend or family member. And an insult would just be me getting your attention before I jumped on you and attempted to eat your heart or something. I say attempt because most the time I have my ass handed to me.

It was just a weird moment for me. I mean I'm not really friends with the guy they were chastising but it was stupid of them to sit there and insult his intelligence because he has a problem speaking in class.
I mean at least he had the balls to speak. Most of them just sit there starring into space. He's actually attempting to learn the material.

On a lighter side of stupid stuff I've done.

Someone my sister worked with called her a cunt once and she called me crying to come get her. Instead I came and pulled him outside and proceeded to get the shit kicked out of me. But I feel like I got my few swipes in and he got the point. He never apologized but he had to work with the side of his faced all frakked up for quite a while.

[NARU.EXE]

Ha, ha.
Man your like
the little brother
Naru never had.

[Apirka]

I've never been in a fight ever.

I can usually talk my way out of everything.

I wish a had an older brother sometimes.

[Theredbaron]

....Interesting.

[thehitman1901]

Story time!!

Yea I didn't feel the need to start a new topic for this.

I'm at my Grams house today because I have class in the morning and I need to do some studying and whatnot.
Well I don't know if you guys remember my cousin who lives with her. I remember posting bout a little sprawl we had while back.

Well, apparently his half brother is now living here as well. He's a pretty cool guy, no trouble with him or anything.

So a few hours or so ago I'm sitting in the living room on the couch with my laptop doing Accounting homework. I'm sitting in the room, by myself, typing away trying to get the shite done and my cousin comes in sits down and turns on the tv. I say nothing because I'm working.

A few minutes pass and he turns and says "damn your loud."
Slightly confused I responded "Errkay. "
Him again "I can barely hear the tv over all that crap."
Me "'I'm just doing this work."
Him "I'm tryin to watch this movie!"
Me "Umkay, well I was here first. So leave me be."
Him "Well this is my fuckin house so you best show me some respect and stop being a damn smart ass!"


I realize at this point I should have just shut up and ignored him because he was just being an idiot for no apparent reason. But you know. I didn't.

Me "Or what?"
Him "I'm gonna fuck you up if you don't start show'n some respect!"
Me "Then do it."
Him "If you dont stop bein a smart ass I'm gonna kick yo ass out! You not gonna be allowed to come here any more! Stupid fuckin smart ass."
Me "Tell me how I'm being a smart ass? Because I'm not scared of you shitty little threats! If your gonna hit me, then do it! Don't keep flappin your mouth like some kinda pussy. And even if you could physically put me out of here. Its not your fucking house! Only reason you live here is because of your daddy. You dont pay shit so you cant say shit! So either shut the fuck up and hit me or fuck off!"

This is the part where he jumped up and started repeating himself over and over while I just looked at him. Then I said "This is fucking stupid, you are fucking stupid. I'm gonna go back to doing my work now. Go ahead and do what ever your gonna do."
He then calls me a "smart ass prick" and storms into the kitchen.

I hear him banging dishes around for a while and he comes back in and sits with a plate of food watching AMC in silence.

So other stuff happens not related to him and here I am.

I find it hilarious that he didn't even have the balls to hit me or anything. Just kept repeating himself over and over.
I don't claim to be badass or anything, but there isn't even a sliver of doubt in my mind that I couldn't beat him to death's door and curb stomp his teeth into the threshold.

(edit- put or instead over. )

Edited by thehitman1901, 04 February 2010 - 09:55 PM.

[NARU.EXE]

Sounds like this happens
every time you go over there.
How old is this cousin?

Reminds Naru of his Grandmothers house.
There's always some ass there.
Even when Naru leaves.

[thehitman1901]

He's a month older then me. He's just lazy.

Not far from it Naru. Nearly every time I go there, there is so kinda of dispute with him. It is almost always over something very stupid. Such as putting the tea jug on the wrong shelf of the fridge or having my Zune too loud. And most of the time I ignore him. He often walks in singing these weird raps him makes up, as loud and horribly as he can, despite my Gram's request for him to stop. She's very religious and doesn't allow any type of vulgarity or you know "bad things" in the house. (even has a prayer room, its kinda strange at times)

He's just hid behind his dad his whole life. His dad doesn't seem to give a shit what he does. And for a long time I just walked away from him, because of his dad. But now, as far as I'm concerned, if his dad wants to jump on me because his son is a pussy, let loose.


My Gram's is nice, though kinda batty and a little passive aggressive. But she's not gonna throw him out no matter how many rules he breaks. She's big bible tapper so she thinks for some reason if she's nice to him he'll start being good. <.<

[NARU.EXE]

Your Grandmother
sounds like a good person.

Most Bible types
Naru has come to know
throw their kids\family out.
"Tough Love" if you buy that crap.

If the boy can be influenced,
your Grandma's nature will
likely succeed in time.

[Ferrous]

Or never happen!

My grandma beat me until i learned spanish! I i am sorta wondering why she didn't beat me to learn other languages. Which would of been awesome.

As for family issues... I had little spout with my younger cousin. While i was fixing his computer. I get told that he hit my uncle. My uncle for some reason didn't hit him. But I got so pissed off that I stopped and told him that if he ever hit him again and i found out. I was going to back hand him back to child birth. he had this smrik and i said "you better say sorry and apologize." All i know is that i have yet to hear about him doing stupid shit towards my uncle. grrr I respect my uncle so much yet this little fuck gets away with some shit. I would ... nvm

Anyway i tend to lose it a lot. But so far no one has gotten beat.

I actually commend you Hitman because id on't know if that kid would be standing. I would of kicked him right on his crotch and then kick the shit out of him until he was near death.

I tend to fight dirty... i cheap shot. I learned form a vid that when you fight you fight to kill*fully incapacitate your opponent.* /shudder I wonder why i don't remember shit.

Btw those fat bitches lol... OMG hahaha i once got slapped in class for telling a chick to stfu.

YOU WIN!

Naru do you have any problems at work?

[NARU.EXE]

Naru do you have any problems at work?

Only when Naru's there.

[Lord Lucifer]

Zing!

[Ferrous]

Naru has problems with lots of stuff. He solves them by jumping on top of them and smashing them. Just like Mario ^^