Title is for my brother.
He mentioned to me that he was the fastest runner out of his group of friends, my only response was a "awesome."
He then mentions, for what ever reason I have not yet to comprehend, that he can out run anyone he knows and everyone in "this" house.
My only response is the "are you stupid" facial expression I've so masterfully honed throughout my years on this wonderful planet.
He says "what" in his ignorant manner as he does quite often. My response was "Are you forgetting that I've already beaten you?"
His response "Thats cause you had a head start, and you forget I was beside you the whole time!"
Mine.
"No. I was barely jogging, and had stopped twice for you to catch your breath and let you catch up. And if you had been beside me the whole time then it would be a tie numb nuts."
His. "Nuh uh!!"
And mine again. "Shall we race again? I'll even give you a head start."
He then glares at me, says "your so full of crap" and stomps off to his room.
In case you have not caught on by this point. We had a race awhile back, little over a month ago I think. Very short, race.
Why you may, most likely not, ask?
Well, I run three times a week to stay "in shape" I guess is what it is.
I used to run every day. I run for an hour, because running for distant has always discourages me.
The real reason we raced, other than for my own entertainment, is because he thought he could run faster without ever working for it.
He does no type of exercise, ever.
I pretty much slaughtered him. I enjoyed it. A lot.













