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[Theredbaron]

So, very very very long story short:
Dad and his wife of near 20 years, done. Getting a divorce soon. She moved out.

[Silent3xe]

Dad and his wife? Not your mom? Is this a good thing or a bad thing? I believe this story lost some information due to compression.

[NARU.EXE]

Divorce is just another thing now a days.
Some people do it many, many times.

Who found their new lover first?

[Apirka]

I wish my parents would get a divorce. They hate each other and verbally express it a lot.

But yes, more details are in order Baron.

[Theredbaron]

Well, the reason I did it so small is cause it is funnier that way. Plus, there are so many reasons, I could go on for hours. This will jump around alot, I write as it hits me. Also, this will be biased on me, since, well, I am the one typing. Still, I will keep this short if I can.

Ok, so start at the start. My dad met her almost as soon as my mom left. Just a few months alone since he was 17. I think he just can't stand being alone. Thus he grabbed the first thing that came. Now, I do believe he really loved her. However, I don't think she ever loved him. She is one of those money lovers. And right up till the past year or so, money wasn't a "big" problem. 1000-2000 a week.

That sounds like a bit of money, hell I could live like a king on that, but we didn't. She had LOTS of bills. She was a credit card fiend, and crashed her car often, and what really sucks is she HAS to have a "good" car. Once 3 cars totaled in less then a month. She drinks alot, ALOT, and does stupid stuff. I can't tell you how many times my brother has been hit on by her, lucky for me it was just once, but a horrid once.

All my life, her fighting my dad, throwing stuff, been a constant thing. My sister has been thrown down stairs, and I have been picked up and thrown agains a wall a few feet away. She has been to jail many times for it, ect. I remember hiding upstairs as she throws things left and right till the cops come. She is true white trash, hell when we were younger she would bare butt spank us with a pancake turner and then go and use it with out watching. I remember spending a week at my uncles cause she got both her and my dad thrown in jail.

When I was in 7th grade, I moved in with my mom. And then my dad cut contact with me for years. So I don't know much about that time at all (sidenote: the only reason I came back is I was promised a PSP ).
She was much worse. Drank much more, ect. And it seems she was cheating on him, alot. My brother, who stayed at my dads, has seen many "duh" moments. Like phone calls, men coming over, seeing guys take her "home" from a bar, but not to the house ect. Just alot of little things that make it impossible that it isn't as such. There was even a "nice" guy. Noticed the ring, and brought her home. Told my dad everything she did. He didn't believe.

That night, she took off in her motorcycle. Was gone for days. Claimed my dad assaulted her, yada yada yada. We were all there, didn't happen. She lies alot too, case I forgot to mention. He was all ready to leave then. However, she "came up" with a story about how she left to commit suicide. So he took her back.


And then today, at around 1pm, I hear she is gone. Got her own place, ect. I guess she figgered that the 350$ unemployment was better by herself, then here.

[NARU.EXE]

Good riddance!
Seriously how you gonna' miss that?

Sounds like the life of Naru's prison half uncle.

Gawd, the drama...
mixed with more drama.

[Theredbaron]

Yeah, drama has been my constant companion.

[NARU.EXE]

No reason why.
Just needed to post it.

[Apirka]

That picture sums up my life.

[Theredbaron]

Hahaha, you searched for llamas in space, didn't you!


Also, good way to add some funny to a farked up thread. Always awesomness to do.

[Ferrous]

Well bro... I don't want to say it but. You guys should get checked for some type of std. I'd be hella cautious of the restroom...

It's all good. I hope you Dad is sane now.

btw Baron! Power To ya for putting up with the crazies... I don't know mmuch I would of taken before i killed everyone in their sleep.

Um that horse is alive or dead?

[Theredbaron]

Well bro... I don't want to say it but. You guys should get checked for some type of std. I'd be hella cautious of the restroom...

I NEVER use the same bathroom as her, so I am clean. For the rest, Eh, not me so who cares.

btw Baron! Power To ya for putting up with the crazies... I don't know mmuch I would of taken before i killed everyone in their sleep.

Yeah, I warned them about that all the time. Thought I was joking. Was, well, about 20% joking.

Um that horse is alive or dead?

....Duh, it's alive.

[thehitman1901]

I didn't read your whole post, though I might later out of boredom. From what I read she seems like a waste of flesh, so its good the trash has finally been taken out.

I know many people who would be much better off doing the same.
Yet it also reminds me of people I've seen get divorced after forty years. I mean, their like sixty+. Crazy stuff to me.

I myself don't believe in "love."
I believe in addiction. And given enough time any addiction can be broken.

[Silent3xe]

Your story is too long to read, you think you could compress it a little?

[NARU.EXE]

Your story is too long to read, you think you could compress it a little?

Damn,
You guys are LAZY.
This was like the only post
for a week.

[Apirka]

I read the whole thing, but I didn't comment because we were talking on yahoo messenger.

[thehitman1901]

This is true. Way to put us in our place Naru.

I read it. It reminds me of one of my aunts.

[Theredbaron]

Ha, too true naru.


Ok, compress it again?

Dad a%^d his wife of near %^8 yea432, done. Getting a div!@$ce soon. She moved out.

Dang, I guess what they say about compression is true. You compress, extract, and compress again and you loss data.

[thehitman1901]

I like this version, it is easier for my brain.

So

Dad - Mom = You happy-er?
Maybe?

[NARU.EXE]

Eh,
He's lost his internet and televisions.
Baron's not having an easy time
at the moment.