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Culligan Man
Started by Theredbaron, Sep 20 2009 12:06 PM
16 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 20 September 2009 - 12:06 PM
So, my dads business is called The Water Doctor inc. One of his big "gimmicks" is the doctor. I am sure you remember the little guy that I upped here. Well, our ads always say "The Doctor is in". Have been since the company started. We have a nice neon light that says it too. Culligan has been going downhill for quite some time now. In the three offices around here there are just 3 sells man. Well, while at this festival, I was walking around, and looked at the culligan booth. They used to be right on the main drag, but slowly have been forced further and further away. Now they are the second to last booth on a side street. Well, on it was a flier that caught my eye. It was just your average thing for the most part. But, on the right side was a little something that caught my eye.
What was it, you might ask? A doctor. Yes, and it gets better. It also said "The Doctor is in". Holy crap, I laughed so loud. They are doing so poorly, and the Water Doctors name is so well know that they are trying to take some of the thunder. My dad just got annoyed, and is writing a strong letter.. He doesn't see why I find it so funny. Such a big company as Culligan being bent over his nee is funny to me.
What was it, you might ask? A doctor. Yes, and it gets better. It also said "The Doctor is in". Holy crap, I laughed so loud. They are doing so poorly, and the Water Doctors name is so well know that they are trying to take some of the thunder. My dad just got annoyed, and is writing a strong letter.. He doesn't see why I find it so funny. Such a big company as Culligan being bent over his nee is funny to me.

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#3
Posted 20 September 2009 - 01:02 PM
70's? Hm, I remember them from the early to mid 90s. They still have some, but they really are at the bottom of the rack when it comes to clean water now.

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you are, but once people get to know you, a smile
or a laugh breaks through your emotion barrier every
now and then!
#4
Posted 20 September 2009 - 03:03 PM
QUOTE (Theredbaron @ Sep 20 2009, 03:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
70's? Hm, I remember them from the early to mid 90s. They still have some, but they really are at the bottom of the rack when it comes to clean water now.
When you get to be 35,
everything seems like
it was in the 70's.
#6
Posted 20 September 2009 - 07:18 PM
A person who convinces you to buy something you have no need for. And can't afford.

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#8
Posted 24 September 2009 - 06:05 PM
Sells man. Excellent. Also "nee".
I like your story though Baron. But you should understand why your dad's pissed. They're stealing his name and putting it on their shitty company! That's bad for business, you know.
I like your story though Baron. But you should understand why your dad's pissed. They're stealing his name and putting it on their shitty company! That's bad for business, you know.
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#9
Posted 24 September 2009 - 06:13 PM
I understand. I do, he does have a great name out there, everybody knows the doc. And everybody hates the culligan man. I just find it sooooo funny.
Also, I was the "proof reader" for the letter. God, a bit mean I must say. Still, I think it does get the point across.
Also, I was the "proof reader" for the letter. God, a bit mean I must say. Still, I think it does get the point across.

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#10
Posted 24 September 2009 - 06:38 PM
Well, copyright infringement is illegal! Take those assholes down, sir.
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A world where any move you make can be a dangerous mistake.
So, we will step away from the mainstream and live like baggabons and common drop-outs.
A psychedelic rhapsody for someone just like you.
Don't you want to hang out and waste your life with us?"
A world where any move you make can be a dangerous mistake.
So, we will step away from the mainstream and live like baggabons and common drop-outs.
A psychedelic rhapsody for someone just like you.
Don't you want to hang out and waste your life with us?"
#11
Posted 24 September 2009 - 06:39 PM
I know, but really it isn't copywrited. Still is wrong for them to do, and possibly grounds for a suit.

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you are, but once people get to know you, a smile
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now and then!
#13
Posted 24 September 2009 - 07:56 PM
I did. It becomes not quite a registered thing, but similar to one. We are looking into getting it registered now though. You have to have used it for some time first, and have your name out there as using it, ect.

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Just remember being leechy is not peachy!

Gold! You have golden eyes. You tend to be quite
distant, and may come off as depressed. In truth,
you are, but once people get to know you, a smile
or a laugh breaks through your emotion barrier every
now and then!
#15
Posted 25 September 2009 - 12:07 AM
OMG! That is awesome.
If I ever find a chick that is willing to put up with me, a good test would be having you do the service.
If I ever find a chick that is willing to put up with me, a good test would be having you do the service.

Side-tracking leechers with Jody and Sex, one newb at a time!
BECAUSE NO LEECH, CAN RESIST OUR REPELLENT!
Just remember being leechy is not peachy!

Gold! You have golden eyes. You tend to be quite
distant, and may come off as depressed. In truth,
you are, but once people get to know you, a smile
or a laugh breaks through your emotion barrier every
now and then!
#16
Posted 25 September 2009 - 12:15 AM
QUOTE (Theredbaron @ Sep 25 2009, 02:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OMG! That is awesome.
If I ever find a chick that is willing to put up with me, a good test would be having you do the service.
If I ever find a chick that is willing to put up with me, a good test would be having you do the service.
Naru still has to pay some more
money to the state of Ohio, but
Naru is perfectly legal to preform
your ceremony in Indiana.
Ohio is one of 2 states that requires
your ordination papers be documented
with the state. Basically they want
$25 bucks for themselves too.
Naru never actually planned on doing
anything as a minister.
Just wanted the cool title of "Reverend".
Naru can flash his Reverend card
and receive undue respect.
#17
Posted 25 September 2009 - 10:15 AM
Awesome. I need to do that.

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Just remember being leechy is not peachy!

Gold! You have golden eyes. You tend to be quite
distant, and may come off as depressed. In truth,
you are, but once people get to know you, a smile
or a laugh breaks through your emotion barrier every
now and then!
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