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The Top Ten Commandments of the Star Wars Galaxy
Started by Theredbaron, Sep 18 2009 12:27 PM
9 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 18 September 2009 - 12:27 PM
#10 --- Thou Shalt Not Use The Force In Vain.
#9 --- Thou Shalt Not Worship Protocol Droids, No Matter How Shiny.
#8 --- Remember The Death Star, And Keep It Holey.
#7 --- Thou Shalt Not Know Anger. Nor Hatred. Nor Love.
#6 --- Thou Shalt Not Kidnap... I'm Looking At You, Sand People!
#5 --- Honor Thy Mother And, If Applicable, Thy Father.
#4 --- Thou Shalt Not Shoot First.*
#3 --- Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighboring Planet's Senator, Nor Thy Sister, You Perveth.
#2 --- Thou Shalt Not Bear False Wicket.
And the #1 Star Wars Commandment is --- Thou Shalt Not Applaud As Liberty Dies.
#9 --- Thou Shalt Not Worship Protocol Droids, No Matter How Shiny.
#8 --- Remember The Death Star, And Keep It Holey.
#7 --- Thou Shalt Not Know Anger. Nor Hatred. Nor Love.
#6 --- Thou Shalt Not Kidnap... I'm Looking At You, Sand People!
#5 --- Honor Thy Mother And, If Applicable, Thy Father.
#4 --- Thou Shalt Not Shoot First.*
#3 --- Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighboring Planet's Senator, Nor Thy Sister, You Perveth.
#2 --- Thou Shalt Not Bear False Wicket.
And the #1 Star Wars Commandment is --- Thou Shalt Not Applaud As Liberty Dies.

Side-tracking leechers with Jody and Sex, one newb at a time!
BECAUSE NO LEECH, CAN RESIST OUR REPELLENT!
Just remember being leechy is not peachy!

Gold! You have golden eyes. You tend to be quite
distant, and may come off as depressed. In truth,
you are, but once people get to know you, a smile
or a laugh breaks through your emotion barrier every
now and then!
#3
Posted 18 September 2009 - 01:55 PM

Side-tracking leechers with Jody and Sex, one newb at a time!
BECAUSE NO LEECH, CAN RESIST OUR REPELLENT!
Just remember being leechy is not peachy!

Gold! You have golden eyes. You tend to be quite
distant, and may come off as depressed. In truth,
you are, but once people get to know you, a smile
or a laugh breaks through your emotion barrier every
now and then!
#5
Posted 18 September 2009 - 05:11 PM
Exactly, Han broke the law.

Side-tracking leechers with Jody and Sex, one newb at a time!
BECAUSE NO LEECH, CAN RESIST OUR REPELLENT!
Just remember being leechy is not peachy!

Gold! You have golden eyes. You tend to be quite
distant, and may come off as depressed. In truth,
you are, but once people get to know you, a smile
or a laugh breaks through your emotion barrier every
now and then!
#6
Posted 18 September 2009 - 05:40 PM
Han shot first.
Why the hell would you
entertain the idea of being
handed over to the mob boss
you failed to pay.
Han wasn't a good guy, he became one.
George Lucas became old, and senile.
If it was meant to be that way
in the first place, how could Greedo possibly miss
that shot?....seriously....
Why is Naru debating movies......nerd alert.
nerd alert.
Why the hell would you
entertain the idea of being
handed over to the mob boss
you failed to pay.
Han wasn't a good guy, he became one.
George Lucas became old, and senile.
If it was meant to be that way
in the first place, how could Greedo possibly miss
that shot?....seriously....
Why is Naru debating movies......nerd alert.
nerd alert.
#7
Posted 18 September 2009 - 07:52 PM
QUOTE (NARU.EXE @ Sep 18 2009, 08:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Han shot first.
Why the hell would you
entertain the idea of being
handed over to the mob boss
you failed to pay.
Han wasn't a good guy, he became one.
George Lucas became old, and senile.
If it was meant to be that way
in the first place, how could Greedo possibly miss
that shot?....seriously....
Why is Naru debating movies......nerd alert.
nerd alert.
Why the hell would you
entertain the idea of being
handed over to the mob boss
you failed to pay.
Han wasn't a good guy, he became one.
George Lucas became old, and senile.
If it was meant to be that way
in the first place, how could Greedo possibly miss
that shot?....seriously....
Why is Naru debating movies......nerd alert.
nerd alert.
You said everything I was too tired to say ~<3
#8
Posted 18 September 2009 - 09:18 PM
You said everything I was to lazy to think about.

Side-tracking leechers with Jody and Sex, one newb at a time!
BECAUSE NO LEECH, CAN RESIST OUR REPELLENT!
Just remember being leechy is not peachy!

Gold! You have golden eyes. You tend to be quite
distant, and may come off as depressed. In truth,
you are, but once people get to know you, a smile
or a laugh breaks through your emotion barrier every
now and then!
#10
Posted 20 September 2009 - 04:08 AM
/me want to be involved
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"But it's a christian channel they can't lie" Quote from my Mom
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