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Started by thehitman1901, Aug 31 2009 08:42 PM
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#3
Posted 31 August 2009 - 09:12 PM
HELLSA YEAH!!!!
On a side note, I think all of you know how much I "dislike" violence. That being said, I was the #1 marksmen in my class at JROTC, and they wanted me to join the team. I just stuck with the medal though. Not one for afterschool activities.
On a side note, I think all of you know how much I "dislike" violence. That being said, I was the #1 marksmen in my class at JROTC, and they wanted me to join the team. I just stuck with the medal though. Not one for afterschool activities.

Side-tracking leechers with Jody and Sex, one newb at a time!
BECAUSE NO LEECH, CAN RESIST OUR REPELLENT!
Just remember being leechy is not peachy!

Gold! You have golden eyes. You tend to be quite
distant, and may come off as depressed. In truth,
you are, but once people get to know you, a smile
or a laugh breaks through your emotion barrier every
now and then!
#4
Posted 31 August 2009 - 09:25 PM
I'm damn good shot as well.
But that's because my dad started taking me to the range before I could walk.
Funny though, I don't know much about guns. I can break down, clean, and reassemble a lot of guns. But do not have a real knowledge of them. <.<
It disappoints me sometimes.
This is pretty funny aswell.
Funny though, I don't know much about guns. I can break down, clean, and reassemble a lot of guns. But do not have a real knowledge of them. <.<
It disappoints me sometimes.
This is pretty funny aswell.
BurnerAzR... and thehitman1901:
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The R-S Patrol...BIATCH
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#6
Posted 01 September 2009 - 05:13 PM
QUOTE (thehitman1901 @ Aug 31 2009, 09:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
still reading it but number 2 on the list
"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
gave me a chuckle just cause its true
also some others on the list i liked:
6 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
8 Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
10 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
11 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
17 If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…
21 My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
25 If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
33 Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
46 The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
69 We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
75 Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
80 I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.
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