All of them.
Except you guys.
I've been having to get dropped on campus for my classes, and walk from class to my Grandmother's house afterward to be picked up, since my current piece of shit truck is broken. <.<
Well, my good for nothing sack of shit freeloading cousin lives at my Grandmothers. He's unemployed, doesn't do shit, sleeps till ass crack of noon and bums money off her to buy cheap ass cigarettes.
Well today I'm there, and while I'm chillin' out waiting to get picked up she tells me I'm free to eat, that she has a full fridge of food I could go at.
I go inside grab a microwave burrito and before I even get to the counter with it, this dipshit starts yelling saying something about it being his and I'd better not take his last one.
Well I'm not gonna lie and say I was polite, because the truth is I was a straight up ass about it. I just don't see the point in being mild mannered to a ungrateful shit head. So I snapped back saying "Dude you didn't pay for it. You don't even have a damn job."
Well he gets pissed and walks in the other room. I throw it in the microwave to cook and when its done I fix myself a glass of lemonade and prepair to make it a memory.
Well he walks in just as I'm cutting it (Yes I use a knife and fork to eat a burrito) and snatches my plate up and steps back holding and starts yelling at me.
Something like "Dude I told this was mine and I was saving it for later."
This of course pisses me the fuck off and I jump out of my chair and start yelling back.
I yelled "Put my damn plate down or we're gonna have serious problem."
Well this is where shit gets interesting.
He goes "make me. fucker"
A serious fuck up. Then As I go to grab the plate he pushes me back. Well in reaction to his push, and I was pretty pissed so. I punched him in the eye. Well the punch made him hit the door, he dropped my plate, and he kinda bounced off the door and came back at me trying grab me by the neck or something. Well I go he before he could get me, and I got both hands around his neck holding him against the door and I guess my Grandmother heard us and came in a yelled for us to stop so I let him go.
He yelled some more and stomped outside to smoke.
My Grandmother lectured me on family and fighting and shit.
Bah. My only defense is I will not be walked on by a piece of shit like him. And I'm definitely not his bitch.
Maybe I over reacted?


















