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[thehitman1901]

My apologies. I'm just pumped right now.

To better under stand why I'm in such a haha mood you have to have the back story.

So my younger brother is like a mini hulk. I shit you not since this kid hit puberty he's just been "ripped." In fact he's so muscular people often think he's the older one. Its been annoying as shit pretty much all my life. Can you imagine? My parents always called me the skinny one and him the tough one.
So you can imagine how annoying it is to have people telling you how much stronger your younger brother is than you and all that blah. Anyway.
Its not that he's a big dude, cause I am taller, its just he's a stout mofo! He's always been tough and all that awesome manly stuff.
And well being a dude with a younger brother who can whip your ass isnt good for one's self esteem. We never really fight alot. And it rarely, very very rarely gets physical. But the few times it has he's put a good ass kick'n on me.

And I lie not! Its mostly because of this I work out three days a week. <.<

Well it just came to my attention that him and my parents have had alot of arguments lately. And he's just been acting a little more like an ass every day, seemingly. I also found out that he cussed my Mom out, now my Dad already knocked his ass to the ground over this. But it still annoys me, because not even I cuss at my Mom. Its just a rule.

Well I come in tonight, and he's being his assy self. I walk through his room (the only way to get to mine) and he tells me I need to be "fucking quite. "
Well I just give him the WTF look and continue onto my room. I come out later and he starts getting on my case again, and dude I'm just going to take a piss.

Well I kindly tell him too chill the fuck out and stop getting on everyone's case and he decides he's gonna tell me that I cant do shit about it. Oh really?

Well he gets up in my face. (Fun part) So again I tell him to chill and he decides he's gonna get physical and chest bump me. (Its weird.)
I told him I'd kick his ass he says his shit and hits me. But guess what motherfucker? He's not the badass he thought he was, or was.(?)
He hits me in the side of the head, I'm guess'n he was aim'n for my face? Well he hits me in the ear area and I respond by grabbing him by the throat and slamming his ass into the door frame then into the piano. He knee'd me in the hip trying to do some weird kinda ninja thing and I bitch slapped him to the ground. Yea!... Bitch SLAP!

Well I let him get up because I thought we were done. But he punches me in the chest and I immediately crack him in the face! With my fist... and he goes back down. I walk out because I was really done this time, and I still had to piss.

He's not saying shit to me now.


So it feels good to know that even though he's a stout a-hole, I can still put an ass woop'n on him.
I'm not trying to be an ass or anything. I dont really like fighting with family, especially since my dad's always been so family is everything.
So yea. Feels good.

[Apirka]

I don't like fighting and violence, but some times it's the only way bitches learn.

[Theredbaron]

So my younger brother is like a mini hulk. I shit you not since this kid hit puberty he's just been "ripped." In fact he's so muscular people often think he's the older one. Its been annoying as shit pretty much all my life. Can you imagine? My parents always called me the skinny one and him the tough one.
So you can imagine how annoying it is to have people telling you how much stronger your younger brother is than you and all that blah. Anyway.
Its not that he's a big dude, cause I am taller, its just he's a stout mofo! He's always been tough and all that awesome manly stuff.
And well being a dude with a younger brother who can whip your ass isnt good for one's self esteem. We never really fight alot. And it rarely, very very rarely gets physical. But the few times it has he's put a good ass kick'n on me.

That is almost word for word the same with me. He likes to take advantage of the fact that I am a nice guy. He needs money, he ask me, cause unlike him, who looses all his paycheck with 2 days of partying, I am very good with money.

The problem is he thinks I am scared of him, where as anyone who knows me knows that only 2 things scare me, and he is not one of them. Just cause I don't want to fight him, doesn't mean I am afraid to. So, last thursday the 12, I didn't back down. So we got into a fight, in the back of a packed van. I won, had him stuffed into a little pocket, upside down, unable to do anything. But it sure helped. He stopped being a dick to me, ect, at least for a few weeks.

But, even I know I got lucky. If we were outside, and he had space to move, he could have killed me, and I do mean that literally (he is one psyco bastard). The only thing I have for me is I am fast, both in body and mind. He is, like your brother, a hulk. He exercises ever day, and is pretty much the walking embodiment of Johnny Bravo, no brain, major brawn. I have yet to see anybody of equal age that I would ever bet on winning. Fighting, booze and ho's are his only life. That is not somebody that make a good brother.




Hm, and now that I think of it, that really was our only fight ever. So, I guess I am winning, as it were.


Also, encase you can't tell by the context, I hate him. Big time. If you suddenly stop hearing from me, it is cause I blew up, killed him, and went to jail. (Not as unlikely as it sounds)

[thehitman1901]

I dont hate my brother. I mean we usually get along okay. We are very different and like different things, but we get along most of the time.
What I dont like though is how he argues with our mom. I mean I argue with her to at times but he'll just say shit to be mean. And I dont see how on earth how he can cuss her out. He's a tough lil a-hole but my dad is on a level of B A all on his own and if he keeps up my dad will seriously harm him.

[Apirka]

Baron, is that the same brother you were telling me about on Facebook? How's that working out?

[Theredbaron]

Um, maybe? I have 5 brothers, and I don't remember what time you are talking about. But he is the only evil one out of the bunch, so if it was about being mean in anyway, it was him. Like the mouse thing, him, the burning cows, him, ect.

And if him, no, not good. Slowly getting worse in fact.

[Apirka]

I was talking about the retard one who got pulled over.

[Theredbaron]

Ah, no, different one. That was my stepbrother Jordan.

And I guess he has some evil in him too, now that I think about it, but mainly he is just a stupid one.

[Apirka]

I feel bad for you, I love my only sibling. She's fantastic.

[Theredbaron]

Well, I think it is my dads genes. All his kids have mental problems, including me (even though I tell anyone who listens that my dad was the mail man). Where as the ones my mom had with another man just have physical problems. One has CP, the other has a brain problem, the docs don't know what however. In and out of the hospital.

[thehitman1901]

Dude.
I get along great with my siblings.

[Apirka]

Other then when you're beating them down lol

[Theredbaron]

I get along great with 1/3 my family. Which is pretty good in by book.

You know what they say, 1 out of 3 an't bad.
Wait, that's 2 out of 3. Dang.

[Apirka]

I don't get along with my mom, but my sister and my dad are fantastic. I don't talk to my grandparents at all, same with my extended family.

[Theredbaron]

Ha, mostly op of me. My mom is the one parental figure I do get along well with. And my moms side of the family is cool too. All of them except for one I like. Even my grandma. Though, legally she is "crazy". What sucks about here is she has reached the age were the insurance stops paying for meds, or something like that. So she things she is "cured". She's not.
But she is still cool. It is really weird seeing an old liberal who thinks the gov is spying on her, but like I said, she is still cool, as long as she isn't driving.

[Apirka]

Ha, mostly op of me. My mom is the one parental figure I do get along well with. And my moms side of the family is cool too. All of them except for one I like. Even my grandma. Though, legally she is "crazy". What sucks about here is she has reached the age were the insurance stops paying for meds, or something like that. So she things she is "cured". She's not.
But she is still cool. It is really weird seeing an old liberal who thinks the gov is spying on her, but like I said, she is still cool, as long as she isn't driving.

My grandparents are abusive alcoholics. I think that sums it up for why I don't talk to them.

[Theredbaron]

Ah, I just got the crazy and the uber rightwingers. So, I can talk to them. Though I don't often talk to any but the crazy one.

[thehitman1901]

Hey, its very rare that me and my brother fight.

Bleh. As far as parents go, mine are great. Which sucks. And doesnt. I mean my parents are human, and have many flaws. But when it comes to parenting their pretty much the perfect blah blah.

My parents have always told us how much they loved us and worked, literally, nearly to death to provide for us. They've been married since the dawn of time and love each other so much it's annoying. As far as I know my parents have always been great. Which pisses me off.

Why you say? Cause that makes me a douche bag.

As some of you,(maybe? do you?), may know I quit drinking and smoking and all that fun stuff a while ago. :'(
Yea so I'm as sober as a [insert here]. (*cough*that's what she said*cough*)
And well I dont wanna brag (yes I do ) but I was damn good at not getting caught. Ever. So my parents think I'm this wonderful child who never does anything wrong. And I'm not. It's kinda annoying.

[Theredbaron]

Ha, I wish I had your parents. I really am the "good" kid, no really, I have no life. And they hate it. Always trying to get me to be bad, in one way or another, depending on the parent. From booze, to drugs, hookers.

That is one of the reasons I say I am adopted. And I really think I might be.

[Apirka]

Ha, I wish I had your parents. I really am the "good" kid, no really, I have no life. And they hate it. Always trying to get me to be bad, in one way or another, depending on the parent. From booze, to drugs, hookers.

That is one of the reasons I say I am adopted. And I really think I might be.

I was pretty good til the end of high school. I participate in most "bad" things, but moderately. So it's not as bad as the people who are constantly fucking off. I hate them.