I went into Bestbuy and noticed that they set up a Wii console on one of the big screen TVs near the couch for customers to try out. After I bought the game, I went over to try it out. When I got there, there was a 7-9 year old kid playing. I was asked by an employee if I wanted to try the game out. I said "sure, why not." So I was given a Wiimote and I sat down beside the little kid.
Apparently, the kid thought he was some hot shit and kept boasting about how awesome he is at the game. So then, we proceeded to set up a match. After the first game, I won. He said "Oh, I wasn't trying that time you know. I was letting you win." Okay, right. So then we played 4 more games. Owned him each game. After each game, the little fucker would make up some retarded excuse like "Since you were a beginner, I went easy on you. Do you want me to go hard on you?" To which I would reply, "yeah, bring it." He would still lose. But that's not all, he would then say "I was going medium on you, don't worry, I'm really good." On the last game, the kid started making bullshit excuses about how the controller stopped working and random shit like that. The funniest part was when I was leading him with 2 lives, he would say "hey, my controller isn't working, I wasn't playing, y'know. You can go ahead and kill me now."
Fucking hell, if his dad wasn't nearby, I would've curb stomped the little fucker right there. So in the end, I left.
Anyway, let's talk about Brawl.




















