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[Fili-Klepto]

Hey, guys~ My name is Chris! I'm a uni student studying abroad in Tokyo, and my DS and I are inseparable. I enjoy rhythm, RPG, and puzzle games and randomly found this community while googling something for a friend. I'm really looking forward to posting around the boards. Nice to meet you all *waves*

[Judza]

Well then...with an intro like that, here's hoping you stay around after the minimum 5 posts and expand on your profile.

[Lenz]

I hope that search string wasn't "leech ROMs free"...

This is forum that is now pretty much a shell of it's former glory. Needless to say it could use some... sprucing up, perhaps you'll be able to help out.

-Lenz

[Kylainn]

First, I'll provide the mandatory "Hello, welcome, don't leech, stay and contribute to the community" speel.

Second, I'd like to say that claiming to be female is the oldest attention-grabbing trick on the Internet. It doesn't work, nobody gives a fuck.

[Fili-Klepto]

@Judza: I'll try not to let you down.

@Lenz: I was looking up info on DS Flash cards because I don't have one and said-friend and I were curious. (Besides, is leeching ROMS from this comm significantly faster than BT? - earnest question, not sarcastic.) Also, I did notice that there is a lack of fresh discussion on the boards. I feel awkward starting new threads since I have the n00b status, but I'll try to join in where I have something useful to input.

@Kylainn: You're right, claiming to be female is effing absurd; everyone knows that those don't exist on the Internet. Thanks for the warm reception, man. \m/

[Lenz]

Well you currently have 0 posts, so you could try posting in some of the threads that will increase your post count. Just try to make the posts decently long. Congratulations Kylainn on learning how to stop censoring yourself, not that difficult eh?

Anyways, it's just kind of bad mojo to have klepto in your name. =P

-Lenz

[Fili-Klepto]

I think the problem is that I've posted in places that don't affect post count? I'll admit that I haven't been too active since I joined since I didn't get home until 1AM last night and crashed right away. Good point about the name, though, I didn't even realize that. It's just a handle that I go by (with a pretty funny story behind it, actually) and I didn't even realize the leecher-sounding aspect until you mentioned it just now.

[Judza]

Meh, names is names mate...doesn't matter what name it is, it's the action that defines who you are on here(philosophical much?).

Anyway, I suppose because you have still thought about your post quality, and haven't really worried about the post count...I think I can safely say you're gonna be a fine addition to our community.

If you're really worried about getting posts though...avoid the "Spam", "Reception Area", and "Flame zone" forums

They don't give posts to your count. But if you stay on here long enough, you won't even care about getting a minimum amount of posts (IE the 5 required to download).

As I said, keep up your current habits and you'll be fine in my books.

[Lazlo Falconi]

ITT Lies and slander.

[Lenz]

Well basically when you get to 5, post another time and that usually makes a good impression.

-Lenz

[Puppet Pal Jody!]

WELCOME. POST. PROSPER. ADD TO OUR COMMUNITY. HAVE FUN. DON'T LEECH. DON'T FEED LAZLO. DON'T SHED ON THE COUCH. DON'T HOG THE REMOTE. DON'T DRINK OUR SODA. THE FISH DOESN'T WANT TO BE STARED AT. DON'T TALK TO OUR MOTHERS. CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF. PUT THE VIDEO GAMES BACK WHEN YOU'RE DONE. DON'T READ OUT LOUD. CHEW QUIETLY. DON'T STICK GUM UNDER THE CHAIRS. DON'T LISTEN TO SLIPKNOT. IF YOU FEEL AS THOUGH YOU MUST, USE HEADPHONES. DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. DON'T SHOW US YOUR BABY PICTURES. DON'T TELL US HOW YOU FEEL. DON'T PISS IN THE SHOWER. DON'T LEAVE CRUMBS EVERYWHERE. DON'T FORGET TO FLOSS. DON'T WINK AT ME. TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF WHEN YOU'RE ALONE AND IN AN ISOLATED AREA. DON'T CORRECT SOMEONE'S SPELLING WHEN THEY'RE SMARTER THAN YOU. DON'T CLAIM TO BE SMARTER THAN ANYONE ELSE. DON'T ASSUME YOU'RE RIGHT. DON'T LOOK AT JUDZA. TREAT BARON WITH RESPECT. SEX IS JUST A NAME, YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH SEX. MAKE RESERVATIONS TO USE THE HOT TUB. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MOW THE LAWN. THE NIGHT LIGHTS REMAIN ON AT ALL TIMES. ALWAYS FLUSH. IF SOMEONE SLAPS YOU, TAKE IT. ONLY MYSELF AND A SMALL LIST OF OTHERS CAN RANDOMALLY STRIP; YOU CANNOT. ROMSOURCE OCCASIONALLY OFFERS THERAPY. IF IT IS NOT CURRENTLY BEING OFFERED, DO NOT SAY IT SHOULD BE SO. YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MATTER. DON'T OVERUSE THE SANITIZING SPRAY. DON'T IRRITATE LENZ. YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN US. NO ONE ENVIES YOUR CLOTHES. FART JOKES DON'T ALWAYS AMUSE US. THE COLOR RED DOESN'T MAKE US ANGRY. WE'RE OUR OWN HEROES. WE APPRECIATE PUNS. KYLAINN CAN AND WILL ATTACK. WE HAVE CONNECTIONS TO THE MAFIA. WE HAVE THE POWER TO DESTROY. DO NOT BLACKMAIL US. DO NOT TELL US YOUR LIFE STORY. WHAT WE SAY IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. WE SHOULD BE ENVIED. DO NOT MOCK US, FOR WE MOCK YOU WITH EVERY ACTION WE TAKE. DO NOT FEAR US. WE SMELL FEAR.

If you follow those simple guidelines, I think you'll be fine. Again, welcome.

[Lenz]

WELCOME. POST. PROSPER. ADD TO OUR COMMUNITY. HAVE FUN. DON'T LEECH. DON'T FEED LAZLO. DON'T SHED ON THE COUCH. DON'T HOG THE REMOTE. DON'T DRINK OUR SODA. THE FISH DOESN'T WANT TO BE STARED AT. DON'T TALK TO OUR MOTHERS. CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF. PUT THE VIDEO GAMES BACK WHEN YOU'RE DONE. DON'T READ OUT LOUD. CHEW QUIETLY. DON'T STICK GUM UNDER THE CHAIRS. DON'T LISTEN TO SLIPKNOT. IF YOU FEEL AS THOUGH YOU MUST, USE HEADPHONES. DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. DON'T SHOW US YOUR BABY PICTURES. DON'T TELL US HOW YOU FEEL. DON'T PISS IN THE SHOWER. DON'T LEAVE CRUMBS EVERYWHERE. DON'T FORGET TO FLOSS. DON'T WINK AT ME. TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF WHEN YOU'RE ALONE AND IN AN ISOLATED AREA. DON'T CORRECT SOMEONE'S SPELLING WHEN THEY'RE SMARTER THAN YOU. DON'T CLAIM TO BE SMARTER THAN ANYONE ELSE. DON'T ASSUME YOU'RE RIGHT. DON'T LOOK AT JUDZA. TREAT BARON WITH RESPECT. SEX IS JUST A NAME, YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH SEX. MAKE RESERVATIONS TO USE THE HOT TUB. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MOW THE LAWN. THE NIGHT LIGHTS REMAIN ON AT ALL TIMES. ALWAYS FLUSH. IF SOMEONE SLAPS YOU, TAKE IT. ONLY MYSELF AND A SMALL LIST OF OTHERS CAN RANDOMALLY STRIP; YOU CANNOT. ROMSOURCE OCCASIONALLY OFFERS THERAPY. IF IT IS NOT CURRENTLY BEING OFFERED, DO NOT SAY IT SHOULD BE SO. YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MATTER. DON'T OVERUSE THE SANITIZING SPRAY. DON'T IRRITATE LENZ. YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN US. NO ONE ENVIES YOUR CLOTHES. FART JOKES DON'T ALWAYS AMUSE US. THE COLOR RED DOESN'T MAKE US ANGRY. WE'RE OUR OWN HEROES. WE APPRECIATE PUNS. KYLAINN CAN AND WILL ATTACK. WE HAVE CONNECTIONS TO THE MAFIA. WE HAVE THE POWER TO DESTROY. DO NOT BLACKMAIL US. DO NOT TELL US YOUR LIFE STORY. WHAT WE SAY IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. WE SHOULD BE ENVIED. DO NOT MOCK US, FOR WE MOCK YOU WITH EVERY ACTION WE TAKE. DO NOT FEAR US. WE SMELL FEAR.

If you follow those simple guidelines, I think you'll be fine. Again, welcome.

I feel compelled to say that caps is cruise control for cool, isn't that right?

It would be nice if people just read the "Read Before Posting" thread before they posted... You did, didn't you Klepto?

-Lenz

[Judza]

Jody my dear..."Caps is cruise control for cool?"

Anyway...
WELCOME. POST. PROSPER. - That's a given
ADD TO OUR COMMUNITY. - That's a rarity
HAVE FUN. - That's conditional
DON'T LEECH. Or the Grim, IE me...comes down...but Klep knows this and is trying to prove otherwise which I commend
DON'T FEED LAZLO. - I did once, and he escaped
DON'T SHED ON THE COUCH. - That's Jody's bed, so you don't wanna be guilty for that
DON'T HOG THE REMOTE. - I don't care much for this one, since I just destroy any TV's we have to get a free one under warranty every 90 days.
DON'T DRINK OUR SODA. - It's made from concentrated chlorine, it's really to clean the pool. Problem is...we don't have a pool
THE FISH DOESN'T WANT TO BE STARED AT. - Hence we moved them from the non-existent pool to a bowl. But the change in chlorine concentration killed them and now you just wanna stare at them. Don't.
DON'T TALK TO OUR MOTHERS. - Especially Baron's...
CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF. - The way I solve this dilemma is I don't make a mess here. Solves the whole cleaning up business
PUT THE VIDEO GAMES BACK WHEN YOU'RE DONE. - I still haven't returned some of them DBZ games...suppose I'm not done with them
DON'T READ OUT LOUD. - I can't read Jody...don't be mean.
CHEW QUIETLY. - No wonder I keep getting sore throats...I gotta chew my foods.
DON'T STICK GUM UNDER THE CHAIRS. - The chairs hover and it disrupts their magnetic fluctuations to keep the hover going.
DON'T LISTEN TO SLIPKNOT. IF YOU FEEL AS THOUGH YOU MUST, USE HEADPHONES. - A band...that I've never even heard about. Maybe everyone uses their headphones hence my ignorance
DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. - Why not? Shows we aren't that far from reality
DON'T SHOW US YOUR BABY PICTURES. - Wait till you have kids Jody, this ruling will be out the door
DON'T TELL US HOW YOU FEEL. - I care about how people feel. Leeches can kiss my ass, but members can share
DON'T PISS IN THE SHOWER. - Good for Tinea though.
DON'T LEAVE CRUMBS EVERYWHERE. - You head the story about Hansel and Gretel right?
DON'T FORGET TO FLOSS. - If you got falsies, this applies as well
DON'T WINK AT ME. - Putting up barriers early hey Jody? *Winks at Jody*
TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF WHEN YOU'RE ALONE AND IN AN ISOLATED AREA. - Unless you're in our volcano on Christmas Day. Then in that case, it's a exception
DON'T CORRECT SOMEONE'S SPELLING WHEN THEY'RE SMARTER THAN YOU. - This applies in all cases with my spelling
DON'T CLAIM TO BE SMARTER THAN ANYONE ELSE. - Unless you can prove otherwise and it is actual fact
DON'T ASSUME YOU'RE RIGHT. - Know you're right. That's the key
DON'T LOOK AT JUDZA. - You can look, but don't touch. I make all the first actions with my patients/members
TREAT BARON WITH RESPECT. - Until you read just one book, in that case...you're one up on Baron
SEX IS JUST A NAME, YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH SEX. - Let Slyx speak for himself. He might wanna think about something smutty in the future
MAKE RESERVATIONS TO USE THE HOT TUB. - We have one...hm...but look into this.
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MOW THE LAWN. - It doesn't grow...it's insta-turf
THE NIGHT LIGHTS REMAIN ON AT ALL TIMES. - Hence our massive electricity bills
ALWAYS FLUSH. - None of this "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down" rubbish. You flush.
IF SOMEONE SLAPS YOU, TAKE IT. - Unless it's a duel challenge, in that case...deck that MOFO
ONLY MYSELF AND A SMALL LIST OF OTHERS CAN RANDOMALLY STRIP; YOU CANNOT. - Since when? I didn't even know that you would Jody.
ROMSOURCE OCCASIONALLY OFFERS THERAPY. IF IT IS NOT CURRENTLY BEING OFFERED, DO NOT SAY IT SHOULD BE SO. - This month is Radiation Therapy. So if you want to grow a 3rd arm...just speak to me
YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MATTER. - Mine does.
DON'T OVERUSE THE SANITIZING SPRAY. - It makes people become sane...geddit? geddit? Oh piss off.
DON'T IRRITATE LENZ. - He's irritable and carniverous
YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN US. - Until proven otherwise
NO ONE ENVIES YOUR CLOTHES. - Unless you dress like Saiyan, in which case the opposite applies
FART JOKES DON'T ALWAYS AMUSE US. - They always amuse me though
THE COLOR RED DOESN'T MAKE US ANGRY. - It makes me stronger however
WE'RE OUR OWN HEROES. - Or villains, depending on your philosophical views
WE APPRECIATE PUNS. - Sugar coated, or cream coated...oh Puns!...right right. There was no pun intended in that
KYLAINN CAN AND WILL ATTACK. - Hence I keep him locked up and away from Peanut Butter. It drives him wild
WE HAVE CONNECTIONS TO THE MAFIA. - Only thru me...otherwise you'd all be dead for making a statement like that
WE HAVE THE POWER TO DESTROY. - I do, so does Lenz.
DO NOT BLACKMAIL US. - Unless the offer is good
DO NOT TELL US YOUR LIFE STORY. - Takes too much of our time. Not that we don't wanna hear it, it's just a little hard to keep up with everything and hear everyone's life stories at the same time
WHAT WE SAY IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. - Unless it's on sale, in which case business is thrown out the door
WE SHOULD BE ENVIED. - In some cases
DO NOT MOCK US, FOR WE MOCK YOU WITH EVERY ACTION WE TAKE. - I feel like a turtle
DO NOT FEAR US. WE SMELL FEAR. - I thrive on fear though. So fear is a good feeling to have.

[Lenz]

Thank you for translating that...
-Lenz

[Fili-Klepto]

Yeah thanks for the translation, Judza, and the helpful tips, Jody. I especially enjoyed the all-caps - very Harry Potter of you. \m/

@Lenz: I did, and they're really similar to the forum for my uni's anime club (especially the no thread-necromancing rule) so it shouldn't be a problem.

[Silent3xe]

SEX IS JUST A NAME, YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH SEX.

Wait..that wasn't sex we had the other day, Jody? I mean....erm....

But yeah, as long as long as it has female genitalia and isn't a$$ ugly, then I could go for a little sex.


I must admit though that list was incredible, jody, and your explanations were just as good, Judza.

I'd give you both darkside cookies, but then again, i'm not the one who has them. You could have some sex cookies though, but I don't know if you'd like them...

[Judza]

A sex cookie you say...

Sounds like a DarkSide cookie, only dirtier.

[Kylainn]

Klepto: I wasn't saying that it's impossible for anyone with a double-X to use the Internet. I was simply commenting on the fact that it's often used (even when it's true) to attract attention to onesself. I've seen it happen many times. Fortunately, you actually seem like a decent person, so I apologize for my previous comment. No hard feelings.

Also, listen to the Jody. I bite.

[Mana]

Welcome to Romsource! Hope you'll have a great time here!

[Judza]

^And this is an example of why we get frustrated with these damn leechers. They come in, post, then scamper off to their downloads...never to be seen again.