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This is the Plumbers Rap.
The Plumbers Rap.
I be singing the song
Of Plungers and Crap.
Piss and Dogs
And Ugly Cat's.
I don't know why
I'm gonna' cry.
Maybe it's because I got the Plunger stick
In my eye.
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(Fa fart fa fart fa fart)
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The Plumbers Rap!
Started by NARU.EXE, Aug 26 2006 01:31 PM
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Posted 26 August 2006 - 01:51 PM
Second on the verse my name is plumber j, just sit right down and hear the words i say, every morning I wake up and put on my suit bc i know today im gonna plunge some poop. My friends name is Naru the plumber, on halloween he dressed up like a mario brother, and what did he discover, much to his suprise, was a big long turd covered with poop flies...
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kefkadman: people say im weird tho, maybe they just dont feel enough
Stephanie z: People don't feel enough. People don't like feeling at all. Feeling makes them uncomfortable. It reminds them they're not perfect. No one wants to be sad or angry or scared or unsure. They think that all they need is happiness. So they push everything out. They numb themselves to it until when the time comes for them to actually feel, they can't. They don't know how. They've fixed themselves in a way so that they can't even be happy. In the end they sort of just exist. You're not like that, and they're not used to it.
kefkadman: people say im weird tho, maybe they just dont feel enough
Stephanie z: People don't feel enough. People don't like feeling at all. Feeling makes them uncomfortable. It reminds them they're not perfect. No one wants to be sad or angry or scared or unsure. They think that all they need is happiness. So they push everything out. They numb themselves to it until when the time comes for them to actually feel, they can't. They don't know how. They've fixed themselves in a way so that they can't even be happy. In the end they sort of just exist. You're not like that, and they're not used to it.
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Posted 26 August 2006 - 02:03 PM
Ok...Ok,
You want Freestyle...
Well...Uhm..
Naru don't play that game.
Naru don't play that game.
If you think this rap is lame.
Than you must be going insane.
Don't you brush my Lion's mane.
Because he may just eat your brain!
If your girlfriends face is plain.
And kissing her is a pain.
Get your car and drive to Maine.
WORD!
You want Freestyle...
Well...Uhm..
Naru don't play that game.
Naru don't play that game.
If you think this rap is lame.
Than you must be going insane.
Don't you brush my Lion's mane.
Because he may just eat your brain!
If your girlfriends face is plain.
And kissing her is a pain.
Get your car and drive to Maine.
WORD!
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Posted 26 August 2006 - 02:39 PM
Ok let me break this off..
Romsource is the place that I like to hang out
Ill tell you what my story is all about
When a rom comes out, I add the release news
Its about as easy as tyin my shoes
i dont get the blues for mac and cheese
But new nds roms is the bees knees
I wont say plz your a damn spammer
ill get in that acp and break out my bannitiation hammer
HUUUUUUUha!!!
Romsource is the place that I like to hang out
Ill tell you what my story is all about
When a rom comes out, I add the release news
Its about as easy as tyin my shoes
i dont get the blues for mac and cheese
But new nds roms is the bees knees
I wont say plz your a damn spammer
ill get in that acp and break out my bannitiation hammer
HUUUUUUUha!!!
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kefkadman: people say im weird tho, maybe they just dont feel enough
Stephanie z: People don't feel enough. People don't like feeling at all. Feeling makes them uncomfortable. It reminds them they're not perfect. No one wants to be sad or angry or scared or unsure. They think that all they need is happiness. So they push everything out. They numb themselves to it until when the time comes for them to actually feel, they can't. They don't know how. They've fixed themselves in a way so that they can't even be happy. In the end they sort of just exist. You're not like that, and they're not used to it.
kefkadman: people say im weird tho, maybe they just dont feel enough
Stephanie z: People don't feel enough. People don't like feeling at all. Feeling makes them uncomfortable. It reminds them they're not perfect. No one wants to be sad or angry or scared or unsure. They think that all they need is happiness. So they push everything out. They numb themselves to it until when the time comes for them to actually feel, they can't. They don't know how. They've fixed themselves in a way so that they can't even be happy. In the end they sort of just exist. You're not like that, and they're not used to it.
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Posted 26 August 2006 - 05:23 PM
If you wanna speak on fat girls i got a story to tell about this girl I dated who was big a whale, i said what hell are you packin bitch, you got a big ass booty that just wont quit, too much junk in the trunk betta lose some of that when she climbed on top my damn bones went flat, had to feed her big macks or bitch got mad, she was the fattest Girlfriend that i ever had. When she came to my pad the ho broke my couch, when she sat down the damn legs popped out, no what you talking about ol buddy naru, ill pass this girl on, she sounds perfect for you...
ooohhhhhhhh!!
ooohhhhhhhh!!
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kefkadman: people say im weird tho, maybe they just dont feel enough
Stephanie z: People don't feel enough. People don't like feeling at all. Feeling makes them uncomfortable. It reminds them they're not perfect. No one wants to be sad or angry or scared or unsure. They think that all they need is happiness. So they push everything out. They numb themselves to it until when the time comes for them to actually feel, they can't. They don't know how. They've fixed themselves in a way so that they can't even be happy. In the end they sort of just exist. You're not like that, and they're not used to it.
kefkadman: people say im weird tho, maybe they just dont feel enough
Stephanie z: People don't feel enough. People don't like feeling at all. Feeling makes them uncomfortable. It reminds them they're not perfect. No one wants to be sad or angry or scared or unsure. They think that all they need is happiness. So they push everything out. They numb themselves to it until when the time comes for them to actually feel, they can't. They don't know how. They've fixed themselves in a way so that they can't even be happy. In the end they sort of just exist. You're not like that, and they're not used to it.
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Posted 27 August 2006 - 01:51 PM
Get your Fucking hands off my Hoe!
It's a garden tool don't you know.
Plant the seeds in a straight row.
Keeps the weeds off my Tatoe'
Patience and skillz
To make crops grow.
Future fuel to those who know.
Eats more expensive for the po'
Oil barrens know your role!...
Hey What's your fucking problem?
Got's my Hoe In this here garden.
My crops gonna' make me fat.
And fuel my Cadillac.
So what you think about that?
WORD!
It's a garden tool don't you know.
Plant the seeds in a straight row.
Keeps the weeds off my Tatoe'
Patience and skillz
To make crops grow.
Future fuel to those who know.
Eats more expensive for the po'
Oil barrens know your role!...
Hey What's your fucking problem?
Got's my Hoe In this here garden.
My crops gonna' make me fat.
And fuel my Cadillac.
So what you think about that?
WORD!
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Posted 27 August 2006 - 03:02 PM
i tell what i think, your garden stinks and your fat ho man she keeps givin me winks, ive told her 1000 no maybe a million times, im flat broke and so is my rhymes, ill swing on vines like a monkey man, they call me tarzan in a rusty van, im in clan but not the kkk if you cant remember then forget what i say, each and every day i wake up and say too many fat girls in the world and they scare me away what do i portray, a broke ass busta, i wouldnt even give a homeless man a pack of mustard, like general custard this is my last stand, im sweatin now cuz I done broke my fan...
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kefkadman: people say im weird tho, maybe they just dont feel enough
Stephanie z: People don't feel enough. People don't like feeling at all. Feeling makes them uncomfortable. It reminds them they're not perfect. No one wants to be sad or angry or scared or unsure. They think that all they need is happiness. So they push everything out. They numb themselves to it until when the time comes for them to actually feel, they can't. They don't know how. They've fixed themselves in a way so that they can't even be happy. In the end they sort of just exist. You're not like that, and they're not used to it.
kefkadman: people say im weird tho, maybe they just dont feel enough
Stephanie z: People don't feel enough. People don't like feeling at all. Feeling makes them uncomfortable. It reminds them they're not perfect. No one wants to be sad or angry or scared or unsure. They think that all they need is happiness. So they push everything out. They numb themselves to it until when the time comes for them to actually feel, they can't. They don't know how. They've fixed themselves in a way so that they can't even be happy. In the end they sort of just exist. You're not like that, and they're not used to it.
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Posted 27 August 2006 - 03:07 PM
WHY DOES IT BURN WHEN I PEE?
WHY DOES IT BURN WHEN I PEE?
Must be a STD
That Crack Bitch
Gave to me.
If I must give an Oratory
On the morale of this story.
It's don't poke a girl out of wedlock
Cause' you might get a disease shock.
This rap is like an after school special.
For that I'm sorry, and really regretfull
Just hope you don't wake up like me
And find you have an STD.
WORD!
WHY DOES IT BURN WHEN I PEE?
Must be a STD
That Crack Bitch
Gave to me.
If I must give an Oratory
On the morale of this story.
It's don't poke a girl out of wedlock
Cause' you might get a disease shock.
This rap is like an after school special.
For that I'm sorry, and really regretfull
Just hope you don't wake up like me
And find you have an STD.
WORD!
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Posted 27 August 2006 - 03:43 PM
first and formost let me lay down some bars
playas on my jock like paparatzi on a movie star
on a freakin line
like disc in your spine
making haters hurt i stay on there mind
blind to the fact
that i am one of the best
if you wanna go 1 luv i am the test
at my freakin age
i can lay down a whole page
your weiner is on fire
thinkin your funnier than richard pryor
holmes please your *beep* tail needs to freakin retire
your fired
playas on my jock like paparatzi on a movie star
on a freakin line
like disc in your spine
making haters hurt i stay on there mind
blind to the fact
that i am one of the best
if you wanna go 1 luv i am the test
at my freakin age
i can lay down a whole page
your weiner is on fire
thinkin your funnier than richard pryor
holmes please your *beep* tail needs to freakin retire
your fired
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Posted 27 August 2006 - 04:00 PM
Run for the hills hillbilly
Its the white boy with skills so dont be silly
i never claim to be the best nor boast or brag
but when it comes to fat girls I let the cat out the bag
i once knew this hag but wasnt a witch
one things for sure she was a fat son of a bitch
She had the 7 day itch, crotch crickets and shit
With a big hairly mole on her left tit
Hamburger wrappers stuck to her ass
If she ate to learn shed ace that class
Dont get me wrong she was pretty and all
but she had the biggest ass that you ever saw...
Its the white boy with skills so dont be silly
i never claim to be the best nor boast or brag
but when it comes to fat girls I let the cat out the bag
i once knew this hag but wasnt a witch
one things for sure she was a fat son of a bitch
She had the 7 day itch, crotch crickets and shit
With a big hairly mole on her left tit
Hamburger wrappers stuck to her ass
If she ate to learn shed ace that class
Dont get me wrong she was pretty and all
but she had the biggest ass that you ever saw...
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kefkadman: people say im weird tho, maybe they just dont feel enough
Stephanie z: People don't feel enough. People don't like feeling at all. Feeling makes them uncomfortable. It reminds them they're not perfect. No one wants to be sad or angry or scared or unsure. They think that all they need is happiness. So they push everything out. They numb themselves to it until when the time comes for them to actually feel, they can't. They don't know how. They've fixed themselves in a way so that they can't even be happy. In the end they sort of just exist. You're not like that, and they're not used to it.
kefkadman: people say im weird tho, maybe they just dont feel enough
Stephanie z: People don't feel enough. People don't like feeling at all. Feeling makes them uncomfortable. It reminds them they're not perfect. No one wants to be sad or angry or scared or unsure. They think that all they need is happiness. So they push everything out. They numb themselves to it until when the time comes for them to actually feel, they can't. They don't know how. They've fixed themselves in a way so that they can't even be happy. In the end they sort of just exist. You're not like that, and they're not used to it.
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Posted 27 August 2006 - 04:36 PM
In dedication to joker0305
It's so easy to be dissin'
The cleverness of the rhyme, must be what your missin'
Take a break from the girls you imagine your kissin'
Stop stretching your anus by fistin'
Now chill, Sit back, and relax.
Rhymes flow smooth, from this mornings Exlax.
So right after the solo, from this alto sax
I'll show you why I'm "TOTALLY AWESOME" to the MAX!
WORD!
It's so easy to be dissin'
The cleverness of the rhyme, must be what your missin'
Take a break from the girls you imagine your kissin'
Stop stretching your anus by fistin'
Now chill, Sit back, and relax.
Rhymes flow smooth, from this mornings Exlax.
So right after the solo, from this alto sax
I'll show you why I'm "TOTALLY AWESOME" to the MAX!
WORD!
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Posted 27 August 2006 - 05:28 PM
joker joker
he is a crack smoker
a broke ass busta
and hes prolly a doper
i heard he likes to take guys on dates
and spikes their drinks and then trys to rape
He gives a new meaning to word fudge packer
he aint got no rhymes bc hes a cracker
dont come to romsource bumpin your gums
go find some guys booty and get you some
he is a crack smoker
a broke ass busta
and hes prolly a doper
i heard he likes to take guys on dates
and spikes their drinks and then trys to rape
He gives a new meaning to word fudge packer
he aint got no rhymes bc hes a cracker
dont come to romsource bumpin your gums
go find some guys booty and get you some
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kefkadman: people say im weird tho, maybe they just dont feel enough
Stephanie z: People don't feel enough. People don't like feeling at all. Feeling makes them uncomfortable. It reminds them they're not perfect. No one wants to be sad or angry or scared or unsure. They think that all they need is happiness. So they push everything out. They numb themselves to it until when the time comes for them to actually feel, they can't. They don't know how. They've fixed themselves in a way so that they can't even be happy. In the end they sort of just exist. You're not like that, and they're not used to it.
kefkadman: people say im weird tho, maybe they just dont feel enough
Stephanie z: People don't feel enough. People don't like feeling at all. Feeling makes them uncomfortable. It reminds them they're not perfect. No one wants to be sad or angry or scared or unsure. They think that all they need is happiness. So they push everything out. They numb themselves to it until when the time comes for them to actually feel, they can't. They don't know how. They've fixed themselves in a way so that they can't even be happy. In the end they sort of just exist. You're not like that, and they're not used to it.
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Posted 27 August 2006 - 10:20 PM
There's a pimple on my butt.
The size of a coconut.
So sore it makes me shout.
Got to pop this bastard out.
Though I push and squeeze all day
It just will not go away.
On a rainy day in May
Things begin to go my way.
So I grab my ass real tight
To force out the infected blight.
CLENCH, PINCH, and FIGHT.
Bitch shoots out, like DYNAMITE!
The pimples GROSS, BLOODY, and WHITE.
So I wash my hands, and turn out the light.
Lay down to sleep, for the night.
"Oh Good Grief!"
There's a new pain all right.
There's a bruise on my butt.
There's a bruise on my butt...
WORD!
The size of a coconut.
So sore it makes me shout.
Got to pop this bastard out.
Though I push and squeeze all day
It just will not go away.
On a rainy day in May
Things begin to go my way.
So I grab my ass real tight
To force out the infected blight.
CLENCH, PINCH, and FIGHT.
Bitch shoots out, like DYNAMITE!
The pimples GROSS, BLOODY, and WHITE.
So I wash my hands, and turn out the light.
Lay down to sleep, for the night.
"Oh Good Grief!"
There's a new pain all right.
There's a bruise on my butt.
There's a bruise on my butt...
WORD!
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Posted 05 October 2006 - 09:13 PM
QUOTE(NARU.EXE @ Aug 26 2006, 02:46 PM) 
My Girlfriends fat
And that's a fact.
She deep fries butter
for a snack.
downs tater' chips
by the family pack.
Fixin' Grits and Cornbread is her knack.
She asks me why I need to whack off.
It's cause' your too fat girl
So please just back off.
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funny meter
it was a
then when i keep ready it turned into a
damn i found this place from googling my name LOL
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Posted 06 October 2006 - 07:35 PM
GAYS
they don't look at da laties
and don't talk street
they only look at mens *sses
and that's there treat
they don't take birth control pills
since they don't need them
becuz they only like there own kind
so if you see a *beep* stay away
becuz it's a virus ok
i kno dis sucks but i thought it up,
so there how you like me know
(gizoogle.com translated below)
GAYS
they dizzy look at da laties
and dont rap street
they only look at mens *sses
and thats there treat
they dont takes brithcontrol pills
since they dizzle need them
becuz tizzle only like there own kind
so if you see a *beep* stay away
becuz its a virus ok
i kno dis sucks but i thought it up,
so there how you like me know
they don't look at da laties
and don't talk street
they only look at mens *sses
and that's there treat
they don't take birth control pills
since they don't need them
becuz they only like there own kind
so if you see a *beep* stay away
becuz it's a virus ok
i kno dis sucks but i thought it up,
so there how you like me know
(gizoogle.com translated below)
GAYS
they dizzy look at da laties
and dont rap street
they only look at mens *sses
and thats there treat
they dont takes brithcontrol pills
since they dizzle need them
becuz tizzle only like there own kind
so if you see a *beep* stay away
becuz its a virus ok
i kno dis sucks but i thought it up,
so there how you like me know
Edited by saiyanlogo, 06 October 2006 - 07:38 PM.
damn i found this place from googling my name LOL
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Posted 07 October 2006 - 12:37 PM
This is no rap for game,
this is one for my own fame,
for cribs 'n' cars, for *beep*es in bars,
for this and for that,
everything whats living for relevant.
For my homes and my friends
my fuel in my tank, for the 1. rank!
I got more money on my piggy bank
when other only counting their fifty cents!
THX
this is one for my own fame,
for cribs 'n' cars, for *beep*es in bars,
for this and for that,
everything whats living for relevant.
For my homes and my friends
my fuel in my tank, for the 1. rank!
I got more money on my piggy bank
when other only counting their fifty cents!
THX
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Posted 11 November 2006 - 04:28 PM
hehehe, no ones gonna beat this one...
Now I aint putting nothing out, I smoke when I wanna
26-inch chrome spokes on the Hummer
This heat gon last for the whole summer
Running your *beep* faster then the Road Runner
Rocks on my wrist, rolls gold under
Glocks on my hip, those throw thunder
Im buying diamond by the pier
But when you stop, the only thing still spinning is your ear
Yeah, im riding with that all black snub
Raiders cap back, all black gloves
Im 80s man, but the boy smack thugs
These record sales equal more back rubs
Not to mention I bought a pack of clubs
His impacts about as raw as crack was
Now all these new artists getting raw deals
Im only 14, sitting on mills
YAW YEHH!!
Now I aint putting nothing out, I smoke when I wanna
26-inch chrome spokes on the Hummer
This heat gon last for the whole summer
Running your *beep* faster then the Road Runner
Rocks on my wrist, rolls gold under
Glocks on my hip, those throw thunder
Im buying diamond by the pier
But when you stop, the only thing still spinning is your ear
Yeah, im riding with that all black snub
Raiders cap back, all black gloves
Im 80s man, but the boy smack thugs
These record sales equal more back rubs
Not to mention I bought a pack of clubs
His impacts about as raw as crack was
Now all these new artists getting raw deals
Im only 14, sitting on mills
YAW YEHH!!
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